I apparently only dream while intoxicated

So I walk into the MTV store - no big deal, and then all of the sudden, everyone around me is like "WOAHH, IT'S 7-UP!" And I look behind me, and sure enough, it's 7-UP, also known as Snoop Dogg. Pretty cool, I think to myself, but then, he walks up to this T-Shirt rack and picks one up, and is like "Hey! What do you think of this one?" And he is clearly trying to be cheeky and the T-shirt practically depicts Battlestar Galactica, and then Ally emerges from the downstairs of the store and picks one off the rack that's almost identical and is just like "I KNOW!" and the three of us try to find the corniest, kitchiest T-shirts in the store, and 7-UP is so pleased that he is like HEY, shopping's on me today! And we both stare at him blankly, and try to explain that we have no interest in buying anything at the MTV store.